It sems English Post-Hardcore Outfit Static Dress Have Been Hard At Work Since The Release of Their Latest Single “Face.” Earlier This Year. What they’ve Been Working On, We Don’t Know Yet. But they’ve been surre to let their fans know they’re planning Submit.
On July 31st, Static Dress Made A Post On All The Social, With Just Two Words: “Announcement Soon …“. Linked Under it was invites to sign up for their MAILING LIST. Upon Doing So, Subscribers Would Reive an Email The Vry Next Day Titled “They Remember Her for What She Was …”, Containing A Button Labelled “do not press.”
Upon Pressing (Sorry, I had to), It Leads to a YouTube Video from A Second, Secret Channel With The Handle “Blackorchid368“. The Video Itself is street”_ _ _ _ _/_ _ _ _ _/_ _ _ _“, And Count Various Looping Clips, Distorted Audio, Text Flashes, and An Ominous Reference to August 29th, 2025. On the surface, The Text Flashes Appear to Be Flavor Text, But for Hardcore Fans of Static Dress, That Court
For Thos Unware, Static Dress Is a Band With Deep Interconneled Lore Spanning Music, Videos, A Comic Book, and Even A Video game for the game boy color. Their Two Albums, Prologue … and Rouge Carpet Disasteras well as The Aphorementioned Book and Game Tell The Story of Emile (Played By Frontman Olli Appleard in the Music Videos) and Nancy, A Couple What Toxic Relationship Spells Disaster for Themselves and The World Around Them.
This new video, as well as it’s august 9th follow-up, Entry 302Seem to have Further Lore Lore implications, Sending The Static Dress Official Discord Server into full detective mode, Anxiously Awaiting Whatver they unveil on the 29th. It is worth noting that the 29th is a Friday, Wherez Static Dress Typically Release Singles on Wednesdays and Thursdayys.
One Thing Is for Sure, in the Words of the Black-Orchid Channel, “Patience Will Be Rewarded”.
